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Took a shortcut on a trail near Asheville that looked solid on the map... absolutely not
I had this route mapped out on AllTrails that saved 3 miles off the standard loop, but when I actually hiked it last Saturday, it was basically a dry creek bed with loose rocks and a 3 foot drop off on one side. After about 20 minutes of slipping and questioning my life choices, I backtracked to the main trail and met another hiker who told me that shortcut has been washed out for years. Has anyone else had a trail on AllTrails that was totally wrong in real life?
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simonreed8d ago
Ah yes, "solid on the map" - the hiking equivalent of a smooth talking weatherman. I swear AllTrails has a "challenge mode" setting that automatically marks dry creek beds and cliffs as "trails" just to keep things interesting. That 3 foot drop off sounds like the trail designers were trying to make you feel alive while simultaneously questioning your life insurance policy. I had one near Pisgah that showed up as a nice dotted line, but in real life it was basically a goat path covered in poison ivy and disappointment. The best part is when you meet that random hiker who casually drops knowledge like "oh yeah that's been dead for 5 years" while you're standing there covered in scratches and shame.
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simonreed8d ago
Don't forget the THRILL of finding that "campsite" that's marked as "primitive" but shows up as a perfect little tent icon on the map. Showed up to one in Linville Gorge that was just a slightly less rocky patch of land directly in a drainage ditch. Woke up at 2am floating on my sleeping pad because it rained upstream. Nothing like a free whitewater rafting experience you didn't sign up for. The real hack is realizing the "blue blaze" trails on the map are just suggestions, not guarantees.
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