I tried reading my warranty paperwork with a magnifying glass and found a clause that made me laugh
I sat at my kitchen table in Reno with a $3 magnifying glass from the dollar store and went through my entire 14-page extended warranty from CarShield. Page 11 says they won't cover damage caused by 'acts of a rodent of unusual size.' I called them to ask what counts as unusual and the guy just said 'you'll know it when you see it.' Has anyone else found weird wording in their contract like that?