Guy at the bus stop tried to sell me a 'clean' aura for $20
Last Tuesday in Portland, this dude said my energy looked 'clogged' and offered to unclog it with a stone he pulled from his sock. I told him my aura was fine, it was the 4:30 bus I needed help finding. He pointed at a bench and said the bus would come if I believed hard enough, so I sat there for 15 minutes before realizing he meant a different stop.